Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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