She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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