no you cant smoke seaweed
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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