yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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