We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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