We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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