It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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