i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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