You're my little dorito
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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