dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.