You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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