Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So much rum. So many feels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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