have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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