it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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