Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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