glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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