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  What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician

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  3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.

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• (310): View more from California

  Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket

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