drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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