I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday