too bad you live with your parents still
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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