And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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