I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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