How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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