who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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