my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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