So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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