Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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