Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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