Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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