I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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