So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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