why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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