Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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