Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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