quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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