Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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