i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I just found puke in my bra..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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