He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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