I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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