Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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