Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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