He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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