i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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