I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Come see our sink grown plant.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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