no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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