I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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