Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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