Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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