Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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