tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
