if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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