her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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