Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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