the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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