either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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