with your own penis?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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