She's JV to your varsity
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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