did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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