why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
and she was petting her beer can
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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