so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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