She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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