i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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