we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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